Poop-Fart

I debated putting this on my blog, but I laugh out loud every time it pops in my head.  One day Maddie will hate me for sharing, but love me for writing it down..right?!

One evening about 1 week ago, Steve and I were looking for new places to move (since ours has water damage and possibly mold) on the computer and Maddie came sneaking through the room with a wad in her had heading to the kitchen.  Here is how it went:

Me:  "Maddie what are you up to?"

Maddie: "uh nothing, just throwing my underwear away."

Me:  "Why would you throw your underwear away?"

Maddie: "Well, you see, it just got a poop stain in it."

Me: "That's too bad, but I bet we can wash them."

Maddie: "no mom, it has really lots of poop in it."

Me: "well shoot, how did that happen, did you have an accident?"

Maddie: "no mom I am big, I don't have accidents, I just had a poop-fart."

Then instead of comforting her, I was in the fetal position and Steve was slapping his knee while we couldn't contain our laughter.  Maddie included....it was the funniest moment we have had around here in a long time.  Those stupid poop-farts!